10 quick ways to get fired in union construction

1. Show up to work in sneakers.
2. Call the boss a "micro managing fool".
3. Put the blade on a skillsaw backwards.
4. Get caught sleeping in the portable latrine.
5. Get caught sleeping anywhere.
6. Answer your cell phone and tell the boss to "hold on a minute".
7. Fail to show up on time regularly and leave early every day.
8. Steal equipment or supplies.
9. Write how you feel about the foreman on the portable bathroom walls.
10. Show up drunk.

In my opinion, number two gets you removed with alacrity, followed closely by ten and six.