2. You make your owner curse at you.
3. You get to pick where you sleep in the house and everyone moves out of your way.
4. No one can tell you when to take a bath.
5. You can lick between your toes.
6. You growl at the reflection of yourself in the mirror.
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I presume you are talking about your cross-eyed, long nose, cat with an attitude? But, what would you do without him?
A few weeks ago one of my cats came home with exactly the same wound. Thought you'd like to know.
A bird fight? How the bird fare in the melee?
Birds? Unless it's a hawk or an eagle there aren't many birds able to wound a cat, and a cat is far too intelligent to attack those. Well, most of them. Mine was a fine example of that.
Does your cat self-injure for sympathy? Not to get all animal psychologist on you.
Maybe he started smoking, and the cut's a real cool place to put the cigarette?
Hahahahaaaaaa! That made me laugh out loud! Youse a genius, Zimbob!
Very funny! I think it had to be a fight over food since he has been robbed of his manhood for years now.
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