How to assemble children's furniture

1. Make sure your helper doesn't have a fever or you will have all the pre-drilled holes in the wrong spots.
2. Find instructions in your native tongue and don't attempt to decipher foreign languages while building.
3. The picture of the finished product is how its supposed to look, its not an interpretive drawing.
4. If you have extra parts left over, you messed up.
5. If you break something don't try and hide it from your helper.
6. When you see your helper screwing in the door knob on the mini-kitchen in the wrong place the second time in a row, send him off with a loud, " Ok, thats enough for you".
7. When the cats are chasing the packing material all over the house and the baby is crying, you are done for the night.