The worst things about being a foofy girl at work.

1. Saw dust sticks to your lipstick.
2. You have to paint your nails alot to cover up the blackened fingernails you get when you miss your shot with the hammer ...( for those of you that don't understand this, let me be more clear. You hit yourself with a hammer on the thumb and your nail will turn black and fall off).
3. You sweat off your mascara
4. They don't make pink hard hats you can wear on a CalTrans job.
5. No one looks cute in orange safety gear.
6. You really can't wear tight pants to work.
7. Tool belts make you look 40 pounds heavier- because you are.
8. You will be covered in filth and everyone around you smells bad.
9. Your 200 year old co-workers don't understand your feminine dialect.
10. A hard hat gives your really terrible looking hair after 8 hours.
11. There is no place to wash your hands after you use the blue portable potty, which means no one else is washing their hands either.
12. If you run out of sunblock- trust me- the old men you work with won't have any you can borrow.
13. If you make an effort to smell nice- like stand really close to the soap once a week, no one notices.
14. Getting yelled at will hurt your feelings.