The most enjoyable parts of working a construction job.

1. You never shower before work.
2. Why bother brushing your hair, no one else does.
3. No need for clean work clothes, keep you dirty coveralls at the job and wear then over and over.
4. Smelling bad defines you as an individual.
5. The dirtier you get, the more productive you look.
6. The view is always incredible!
7. You can see all sorts of wildlife when you work outside.
8. You work in the rain, and the storms.
9. People are willing to tell you lots of new creative curse words.
10. You learn useful adjectives to call the boss.
11. It is acceptable to throw a tantrum when your measurements are wrong.
12. If you like you can throw your tools into the drink when you get really angry.
13. Cursing at your co-workers can be considered affectionate.
14. Your foreman will feel like he is doing his job if his name appears in the blue portable potty.
15. You get a great tan.
16. You have muscles.
17. You feel energetic and fit.
18. You are a part of a team that really gets close to each other.
19. You are breaking stereotypical roles for women everywhere.
20. You set a president of how easy it can be to incorporate a woman into the trades.
21. There are really expensive toys to play with.
22. You never have to pay someone to fix something for you.
23. You can open jars of sauce easily with out asking your husband for help.