Monday, April 30, 2007

Adios


I really sat and thought hard today. As I munched on a snack, I thought about everything I am walking away from. The difficult years of qualifying over and over again, to men that didn't want me around in the first place. The tears that I hide from them, when I fell short of expectations. The biting my lip when I got called all sorts of things when I messed up as an apprentice. I mean, I truly struggled through the four year apprenticeship; I was determined. In 2005 it was the only thing I had ever set my mind to and completed. It was a huge deal to me, sort of the great pyramid of Vanishingword's life. Each stone was placed with deliberation. I spent hours in class rooms, hours getting yelled at, hours sweating in the blazing sun. I worked upside down, underneath things, crawled in mud, got soaked in rain, had my boots fill with sea water and sea weed. I had birds poop on me, sun blister my nose, I drove a handrail post through my lip, and almost got fired for telling the boss what I thought of his plans.
I drove myself mercilessly to be competitive, and excel past my co-apprentices.
*sigh*
But I am leaving it. Its been 10 years since I was last in college, I'm over 32, and I'm scared that I'm too old and dumb to learn any new subjects.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Attention science fiction and fantasy writers

Have you been thinking about publishing your labor of love? Take this test to make sure it will be well received first. While everyone loves a good story about elves and fire breathing dragons, why not check to see if your plot is old hat. A dead dog.

Romance


Here is where I met my husband in 2004. It's on a barge called the Manson 90.

The tale of a cat scorned.





Beware of joking around with your cat. They exact a painful revenge. This morning it was, " Oh look, how nice of you to put the baby's jumper on the floor! I will pee on it!"

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Today was a good day for a visit to the carousel

Think you have the worst job on earth?

Think again.
Go here for a lovely example of a very bad job.

Attention Fan Boys and Girls!


Hurry and run to get your early tickets of Spiderman 3! You must be wearing your full regalia; spider stockings and tight black crime fighters (pajama outfit ok). No duct tape on the face mask will be allowed, and hand made web spinners made out of old garage remotes and dental floss won't be permitted. See who will win the, I am the biggest Fan Boy award. Run to your nearest comic book store for details.