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Today's Latin word

-pnea

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Never wake a sleeping mother

This morning at 5 am when I and the baby are finally asleep:
Clattering in the kitchen, then, "Honey where are the sodas?" Me, "RAWR". Sounds of wallpaper shredding and books tumbling off shelf.

Poison

Two snakes were sitting there. One snake asks the other, "Are we poisonous?" The other snakes says, "No. Why?" The first snake says, "Because I just bit my tongue!"

Megan's Law

If you live in the United States there is a government website that lists all the child molesters and creeps! I was checking around my own neighborhood, just to see and was totally scared out of my mind. Its really an interesting site, it lists their address as well as gives you their picture and crime. You scroll down to the bottom of the page and it links you to a search engine. You can search by zip code, address, county or name. I was thinking I ought to run some of my ex boyfriends through. Here is the link...
Remember Megan.

More on the tale of a cat scorned

As well as general mockery, beware of insulting your cats dignity. You will pay.

I am going to have to change my tag!

I will become Carpentergirl's tricks to surviving college with twenty year olds. How to get a better grade than blonds in half shirts and short shorts. Ten ways to convince your teacher that you really DO have to go home and take the baby to the doctors. Yes, the baby really did eat my homework.