The Three Little Pigs of Kansas
After writing a ground breaking book on building sturdy houses, the eldest surviving pig, Suey, is on a national book signing tour. We have been graciously granted an interview:
Moi: In the news recently, we have heard much about inclement weather. Can you share your opinion about building on flood plains and marshlands? What is your feeling about living in Kansas? Is that wolf outside waiting to have a book signed?
Pig: Oink!
OK, well enough said about that topic. Let is suffice that Americans are surely some of the most trusting slobs on the planet.
